Ginger: "Take Me Out" Serenade (turn your sound on)

Is it just me, or does she have an unearthly set of pipes?

Tesoro refinery fire from my bed

breathe deep while you sleep...

by the way, those aren't clouds above it. that's all smoke. it seems the winds changed direction at sunrise and blew the smoke in a "?"-shaped pattern

Poetry Corner

"It wasn't long, but it was deep."
This isn't dirty, it describes my sleep.

day off

I feel this way too but don't look nearly as cute.

Angeles National Forest Fire (as seen from my balcony)

Nothing good comes from the Santa Ana winds except the views...

A little shameless self-promotion for my product...

Yours truly managed to stay out of the camera for this one!

EasyVeg: Sit Back, Relax, and Enjoy the Meatlessness - Good Karma McMuffins

Good Karma McMuffins

Complexity: 2 couch potatoes (out of 5)
Nutrition: 3 turnips (out of 5)

1. Toast the crap out of an English muffin
2. Nuke a MorningStar Farms Maple-Flavored Veggie Sausage Patty for 1 minute
3. Assemble with 1-2 slices of Tillamook sliced cheddar cheese, if desired

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This is a picture of my eyeball

From my cool new optometrist. Too weird not to share.

You, there!

Randomly funny skit from "The Whitest Kids U Know"